Eh heh…I bet you folks don’t even remember me. The valley’s been a quiet place nowadays, just me and the critters, but I can’t say I mind it to much. There’s plenty to do, after all the demand of Thneeds is one thing that will never fall!
Even so…
Mustache won’t admit it. The critters don’t care much, they’re happy as long as they’ve got a pancake or two in their bellies. But I won’t say I don’t miss everything that went on around here. Ryio and all her kind help, those funny little elves, Green’s company…heck, even Billboard’s creepy trees and that weirdo doctor. Mom always tries to convince me that you have to give some things up for the good of others, but I’ll never forget all that. I hope everyone is well. Some of you were a real pain in the Barbaloot butt, but…..we had some good times. So thanks for that.
